Shitty Shit

I want to write something like 'what the similarity between this shit and that shit'. Some really cheesy witty shit.

But come to think of it, I could put just about any shits for the comparison, and it would come similar in a very shitty way

like the whole similarity is

they are both just

shitty

so I might just well compare everything with a shit

dog shit, cat shit, chicken shit, all the shit under the sun

okay, that was shitty