Condo By The Drain

"I live alone, if your water supply do be cut, you're welcome to shower in my place" said the late 30's overweighted, over pampered with too much make up condo management spokesperson lady.

fuck you, I rather paid the rm1045 backlog

and charge you for sexual harassment

One Post Per Day?

What??!

You think ninja doesn't have social responsibilities?

BTLOG!! (By The Love Of God)

I purposely went sneaking noticeably in an Apple store. Went straight to this inferior looking sales person and without much force, terrified him into giving me information how much it cost for a brand new iBook G4 power adapter.

He said trembling: "RM799"

By the love of god!!!!!!??? that's like a brand new Boss fx pedal.

Fierce, I throw a few star darts just missed inches from his head, of course-lah purposely, as a sign of warning and disgruntlement.

Haiiyyyaaaahhhh...!

Bummer Shummer

I lay a dreaded vanguards underneath my fertilization-defying saber light katana, rip open a once painful memory long forgotten. For this ninja admit fear, lost and defeat for all it's glory. Glory, glooorrrryyyyyyyyy....

how's that for 'emo', bitch?

Poor Lonely Bastard

Is less poorer than his poor friend who is too poor to keep a credit balance in her freaking phone to keep me feeling less of a poor lonely bastard